Professional Enabler of Miri. Tracking "queer alien space princess". Hello! My name is EJ and I'm currently obsessed with Good Omens. Age: 27. I hope you enjoy your stay. This is my personal blog. They/them. Queer. ASL Student. Phlebotomy Student. BS in General Human Biology. (Icon by portentous-offerings.)
Crowley: So the idea is to make this massive super center where people can buy everything and anything for their home at unreasonably low prices…
Ligur: That doesn’t sound very evil…
Crowley: EXACTLY! Too good to be true, right? Until you get there. Then you’re shuffled through this endless maze of choices and ideas and inspiration for all of your decorating needs. You end up spending hours there, drudging from show room to show room.
Ligur: I still fail to see what about that…
Crowley: Are you kidding me?!? Husbands and wives arguing over which dining room set best matches their living room. Kids crying for cheap toys that mum and dad keep saying ‘no’ to. GIANT shopping bags that allow for a bunch of the tiny household and office appliances you didn’t know you needed, but they’re oh so cheap!!! Everyone leaves frustrated, compromised, and broke! I’m effectively turning their freedom of choice against them! And the best part? Once they’ve endured all of that… They have to go home and build the furniture themselves, spending even more hours decoded the instructions and diagrams!
Hastur: But if people are going to get so frustrated and angry, then why won’t they just leave?
Crowley: They can’t! I purposely influenced the chief architect to create a pathway that they are literally herded though like cattle! They can’t leave until they walk all the way through!
Beelzebub: But why would people go there if they know it’s going to take them hours to shop?
Crowley: I’m actually quite proud of this bit; we put a resturaunt right in the middle! Swedish food, Swedish dishes, and desserts so rich that the children are wound back up and bouncing off the walls for the rest of the trek! They break things, demand for more toys, and frustrate their parents even more!
You may have noticed I’m really late in posting today’s prompt (doubt). It’s because I drew it in ink last night but it wasn’t soft enough for the expression. I got up this morning, hating it with a passion, then cracked out my smudger and went at it. I could spend hours more on it but I gotta move on!
Finally! Yay! Omg I loved to do it ♥️ it was really fun! Also… Omg this dress is beautiful indeed ♥️ Thank you, Melody, for the idea. Also, this group is awesome! Give it a try ♥️!
psa to tv writers: despite what you seem to think, people actually like seeing domestic, committed, in-love couples in stable and healthy long-term relationships
